Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Australia's most wanted comedian comes to Byron Theatre

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Australia's MOST WANTED comedian, Heath Franklin, is back after three years off....and he's not here to fuck sp*ders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks! Coming to Byron Bay for one night only!

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong it's right’ moments”  ★★★★ Chortle UK

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024

WINNER Comics Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018

Please note this event is recommended 15+

Event Details

5:30 pm - Venue doors and bar open

6:10 pm - Theatre doors open

6:30 pm - Show starts

7:30 pm - Show ends

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69 Jonson St, Byron Bay
Monday, Wednesday and Friday
10:30am – 1:30pm

(02) 6685 6807
[email protected]

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Box Office

69 Jonson St, Byron Bay
Monday, Wednesday and Friday
10:30am – 1:30pm

(02) 6685 6807
[email protected]

Host your event at Byron Theatre

We'd love to welcome you to host your next event, show or launch at Byron Theatre. Make an enquiry and our team will connect with you and guide you through the next steps.